Zeb Larson

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Media Relations Team To: Robert Z Larson > Yesterday Meltwater Media Directory Dear Zeb Larson, We're pleased to recognize you as an influential journalist or content creator and welcome you to our Media Professionals network. Meltwater connects PR professionals with media contacts like you, helping them share media opportunities aligned with your interests. Through our platform, our clients can send you pitches, story ideas, press releases, and event invitations that are relevant to your work.2026-08-04♥ 4 ↗AI slop posted by Trump. Somebody’s arm is bent at an impossible angle, holding a fucked-up musket that looks like Picasso designed it. They’re holding it behind their back for some reason 2026-08-03♥ 3 ↗Album cover for The Kinks’ Arthur and the Decline and Fall of the British Empire2026-08-01♥ 6 ↗Album cover of A Love Supreme2026-08-01♥ 14 ↗66 ANTHONY BOURDAIN What is an oyster if not the perfect food? It requires no preparation or cooking. Cooking would be an affront. It provides its own sauce. It's a living thing until seconds before disappearing down your throat, so you know-or should know-that it's fresh. It appears on your plate as God created it: raw, unadorned. A squeeze of lemon, or maybe a little mignonette sauce (red wine vinegar, cracked black pepper, some finely chopped shallot, about as much of an insult as you might care to tender against this magnificent creature. It is food at its most primeval and glo-rious, untouched by time or man. A living thing, eaten for sustenance and pleasure, the same way our knuckle-dragging forefathers ate them. And they have, for me anyway, the added mystical attraction of all that sense memory-the significance of being the first food to change my life. I blame my first oyster for everything I did after: my decision to become a chef, my thrill-seeking, all my hideous screwups in pursuit of pleasure. I blame it all on that oyster. In a nice way, of course. At five thirty A.M., Chris and I set out on an oyster boat with Dominique and Jérôme, two local pêcheurs d'huîtres. Their vessel was not the quaint pinasse of my childhood. Those days, Dominique explained, were long gone. What pinasses remained were used principally as pleasure boats, or to ferry tourists around on day trips and picnics. This craft was a long, flat beast without gunwales—more suitable for loading sacks of oysters—and with a winch and an aft wheelhouse. It was pitch-black on the bay when we set out, Chris and I clinging to the edges of the wheelhouse, Dominique piloting, Jérôme navigat-ing. We putt-putted cautiously out to the middle of the bay, the sun slowly besinnine to anno2026-07-31♥ 11 ↗Bernard Black from Black Books smoking a cigarette and drinking wine saying “This is fantastic…”▶ video2026-07-31♥ 4 ↗Fake e-mail from Rachel Cusk. crachelcusk@gmail.com Blah blah, she loves the book, gets some basic facts wrong about it, asks to "talk" in the future.2026-07-30♥ 3 ↗Title page of my dissertation with some boring ass metadata, including my first name2026-07-27♥ 6 ↗A download count of 11,703 that could only be the result of AI scraping2026-07-27♥ 6 ↗A totally awesome white t-shirt with a print from the comic book artist R. Crumb: it shows a man whose eyes have shot out of his skull like springs, the top of his head has blown off and has moths flying out of it, and he’s holding his tongue in his hand. The caption says “Burned Out.” Sadly, it is also falling apart. The neckline is coming off of the shirt.2026-07-23♥ 15 ↗Two panel Simpsons meme. Top is a Dune headline: “Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya join forces to save the universe.” Bottom panel: Lenny and Carl looking skeptical. “You never uh read Dune, did you Homer?”2026-07-22♥ 29 ↗Norman Rockwell guy standing to deliver a point meme2026-07-19♥ 6 ↗Gimli and Legolas talking Never thought l'd die fighting side by side with an Elf And what about side by side with a hearty Hungarian dish? Aye Legoulash, I could stew that2026-07-19♥ 413 ↗1 HuffPost • Yesterday Grimbo Schnarp Reveals Donkus Brim's Been Thirsting After His 'Stringer Tungs' Co-Star - And The Crimbler Isn't Happy2026-07-16♥ 9 ↗A children’s board book called Eggs, Please2026-07-16♥ 18 ↗C is for Cilbir. Pair perfectly poached eggs with a garlicky yogurt sauce and a drizzle of spicy Aleppo butter.2026-07-16♥ 18 ↗A very sassy glam rock David Bowie2026-07-15♥ 7 ↗Simpsons meme. "Local Man Ruins Everything," but instead of Homer it's Graham Platner's face.2026-07-06♥ 107 ↗The woman, a 41-year-old Maine resident named Jenny Racicot, detailed the alleged incident to POLITICO in three interviews over the past two weeks. POLITICO also spoke with a man Racicot dated and confided in the years after the alleged incident, and reviewed documents, including emails between Racicot and her therapist and messages between Racicot and an acquaintance whom she warned against getting involved with Platner years before he ran for office.2026-07-06♥ 9 ↗Mr Burns pretending to be a teenager 2026-07-06♥ 9 ↗A baby rabbit sitting in a lawn filled with flower petals2026-07-02♥ 26 ↗A weather forecast screenshot. It’s all lows in the mid-70s and highs in the mid-90s for the next week2026-06-29♥ 7 ↗Simpsons barbecue pit meme, a gnarled mix of bricks and barbecue equipment cemented together. Caption says why doesn’t my regional airport look like that?2026-06-20♥ 11 ↗Two panel meme, from the Simpsons episode where Homer works for Hank Scorpio and is gifted the Denver Broncos. Top panel "Here's an oscar-winning actor to help launch that movie franchise of yours. It's not Robert Downey, Jr., but it's a start." Bottom panel "Aww, Jared Leto?!"2026-06-12♥ 9 ↗

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Freelance writer with a PhD in history. Ex-academic; studied the anti-apartheid movement. Emeritus adjunct. Became a software engineer in 2020. Words in Dame, Liberal Currents, Smithsonian, Jacobin, BBC. He/Him zeb-larson.com

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